New Gimp's on the Block: We Will Not Limp Alone

ders a new stump on the mothafucking block. some call him Broida, Roids, D-Roids, etc. whatever the fuck you call him that steezy mofucka, first place medal winner, has joined the ranks of THE GIMPZ. WELCOME MY FRIEND there is much to learn, struggle with and bitch about. see us walking together? watch out. this shit has become a plague.  ya so what it may take us 20 minutes to walk from the davis center to the library WHAT OF IT. we eat, sleep, and take PK's (pain killers or cheap plastic vodka bottles in roids case). i have taken the opportunity to open the blogging gates for this fine, young handicap in helping me reek havoc on UVM's hatred on our struggles. BRING IT ON HATERS NOTHING BE STOPPING US NOW.

im serious about this plague though. there is some under ground debilitating shit going on here. have you noticed how many more gimps are out there? i realize i've gained much more respect for our culture and can see, sense, smell a crutch from a mile away, but seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!? since all you gimps be limping in my footsteps, you can call me Queen Pimpette wif a G of course. you are now among royalty in these areas. all you walking, fully functioning, two legged fucks, you are our peasents. KISS OUR STUMPS WHEN WE WALK BY. we will not gimp unnoticed

 

 

here is a preview of our latest contributor..

"hobbled across my room, temporarily obstructing Africano's Call of Duty view - to which he replied "move grandma." gimpin aint easy."
-Africano shut your slut mouth. Get an X-BOX for gods sake you COD way too hard to not have your own. praise, tend and baby our new handicap such as our friend Fish...

"Tyler Fish just offered to hold my dick while i took a piss. gimpin aint easy"
-Weird Fish.. weird.

ANYWAYS..
Do yo know how many mother fucking times i have been asked to go to Big Gigantic tonight? ya i had a ticket but i had to sell that shit to pay for finer things for lady stump. i prefer the luxuries. if i wasnt so accustomed to the finer things in life i'd be wompin right next to all you haters. dont forget friends. GIMPS CAN WOMP TOO. imagine some smelly ass hippie/rocker/emo-screamo rocker (Zach Engler & Chris Smalls) crowd surfering bitch, some crashing down on your head. annoying right?. what about a stump? better yet about Wendy's wheel going pure ape shit on your ass. NO BREAKS. pain inflicted. blood shed.

This weekend Stump and Slave will be taking a temporary break from the 802 lifestyle. From the shore to the shire.. all will know of STUMP, SLAVE, BROIDA AND WENDY.

goodnight and good luck- wheel/crutch on with your bad self. cheers

P.S. new TV station found OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network). bitch you dont OWN me. you dont OWN shit. just a lot of mother fucking cash$$. anyways.. check out the 650lb Virgin marathon which has been playing in lonely island since 9pm. maybe there is a silver lining..