So all you fuckers that are getting smushed for valentine's day fuck you. no one wants to fuck a stump. have you ever smushed someone with a stump? i dont think so, unless your into that kinky shit. here at lonely island (daywoo 301) we strive to be the most smushable. it is our one goal every. fucking. night. but do we get it when we want it? NAH BITCH it aint that easy. i got a key to the elevator, a wheelchair and the handicap bathroom.. come on throw me a fucking bone-er. for fucking real though. im not saying im down for all the get downs a sista comes across but if you see a lonely stump wouldnt you give some sweet sweet lovins? all you gimps out there you feel me. THIS V-DAY IS FO YOU. stuff your face, drink til you pass out in your wheelchair and roll over peoples feet because we can. aka be a piece of shit.
the sexual frustrations of a stump should not go unheard. errybody be going out erry weekend trying to get dat bang slap late night. who said a stump dont feel the same? partying has been rough needless to say. ya wendy, stump and i have been having our fair share of black outs but while all you haters be makin yo way down the stairs to the dancefloor/band gettin your bump and grid on and some shit (shout out to Dr. Ruskus.. from upstairs your shit was bangin) i be posted up on a tapped keg hoping my friends, someone, anyone will take a seat and talk about the sorrows of stumpin (shout out to kellen and pete don for showing some love to a sista). later i proceeded to lose my precious blackberry in a QUICK CAB VAN. FUCK QUICK CAB. YELLOWCAB IS BETTER. i know you gots my phone and now your not answering my calls so i hope your love child 13 year old slut daughter likes it. fuck. the. world.
why cant i have this? what has a stump done to deserve no love. tonight.. the godfather plays on in the island (holler to AMC, third best channel next to syfy and animal planet). to stumpin, smushin and love haterz. love aint real. dont believe the shit you hear. LIARS
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