gimps dont cry

i must appauld one thing to the university of vermont: handicap accessible buses. so i be rollin up to the drunk bus last eve and cut the whole damn line motha fuckaaa. dem fly homies with dem yellow jackets coordinating the buses and shit fled to my aid. within a matter of minutes i was hoisted apon a lever like contraption reignin above all my people. UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT AND DA PEOPLE OF IT..YOU MINE. after being strapped down to that bus some stupid hoe preceed to ask.. "soooo.. is that like.. a fake injury?" WELL LISTEN HERE HOE DO YOU THINK I GO THROUGH MY ERRY DAY STRUGGLE IN WHEELS FO YO AMUSEMENT?! DO I HAVE MONKEY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD. OH HELL NO. i had my yeellow jacket homies kick dat skinny hoe right off the bus. USEZ DEM LEGS GIRL BE HAPPY GOTS DEM.

anyways.. preceded to get pushed up the steep, snowy mountain that is pearl st. by the erry so lovely massa SHOUT OUT HOLLER. as we arrived to the party.. shit be inaccessible for the handis.. isn't yo name handy court!? DO MA EYES DECEIVE ME. thankfully these swift strong young men carried me and my throne up inna dat bitch. unfortunately nate clark received the worst of the raths i have seen from Wendy the Wheelchair.. a battle wound of ye eye. blood was shed that night. men were lost. also my shit got thrown out of alignment from being brutally bashed into snowbanks. does it look like i have winter tires? no. do my stump come equipped with a snowplow? NO. so clear the path motha fuckas i be coming in HOT

all and all let da snow keep falling because aint nothing stopping me and wendy from taking over this bitch. all i need is wendy, my stump and my slave. tonight is for you malady and objects. CHEERS

KEEP ON GIMPIN

ps. whoever tried to steal wendy last night. your fucked up. that dog gone girl be MINE. she now has a bike lock attached so if i see ANYONE try to fuck wit her.. expect to feel the rath of the stump. gotta keep the gimp hand strong.

 

Pimp Ma Ride: Wheelchair addition. from the left. Carlos the mexican wheelchair rimz spinnin mechanic. engler: the vermonter. and kendall as Xzibit

the IV hanger comes in handy when you need to be a boss and shit. who says crips cant funnel?